Dip an Upside Down Cross in God Candies
After studying this product for some time, I remain unable to determine the intent of its distributors. Do they desire to promote Christianity or to see its demise?
posted by @m @ 3:03 PM
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
4 Comments:
It is clear that these fine Chinese candy makers are promoting the message of GEE-zus! From the title "GOD ROCKS!" to the colors representing all the different types of people in the world. It speaks of love and power!
The cross is being "bapTIZED" if you will, into the candies, in order to show you the full extent of his SWEET love!
The body of Christ needs to buy millions of these candy packets to distribute to the unbelieving world. There is no way they could say no to a God that ROCKS as much as this candy does!
This woul dbe an awesome backdrop for Robert Paulson someday...a little lights, a little techono, a little U2...
oh, Lance...you've been struck by the spam commenters...BOOOOOO.
k8,
I think Mandyfrie4264234 is frie because she is half friend and the numbers mean she is half investment banker who wants my business.
You think she is spam? U crush me. I'd just assumed she particular and wants clients who are cynical and humorous. U've burst my bubble. And now I am selling those friggin' stocks to the first buyer I can find.
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